On Friday, while trying to get myself and Bryce packed up for an impromptu trip to Detroit in a blizzard, I did not leave my 7 month old child unattended, yet snugly strapped in his little chair to watch Baby Einstein (again). I did not hear a loud THUD, followed by silence, then a loud scream and run upstairs, 3 steps at a time, to find him tipped over on all 4's with his chair still strapped to his back. Nope, that did not happen. I would never leave the room so I could get one-cotton-picken-thing done!!
I did not leave a sink full of poopy clothes soaking in the laundry room for...oh...5 days or so, because that's how long it took me to "feel" like doing laundry.
Speaking of poop, I did not hear, then smell Bryce drop a bomb, then pretend like I didn't notice so Dan would have to change it because I felt like it was his turn and frankly just didn't want to deal with it. As a matter of fact...YES I DID! I had to change the last 10 nasty diapers, and darn it...it was HIS turn!
My husband did not go out yesterday and buy me a new pair of UGG boots for Christmas (even though we do not buy presents for eachother) because he felt bad and knew that I wanted them, and said "I deserve something nice for myself". Awww :) I do not have the best husband in the world, who every once in a while surprises me in a very nice thoughtful way.
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LOL! I love your "not me Monday's"! I really hope you continue this tradition every Monday!
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