Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

It's been a while since my last "Not Me" post, and that is not because I'm an amazing mother/wife and haven't done anything embarrassing, or inappropriate, I'm just that lazy and didn't want to think back and write about my mishaps.

This weekend, I did not spend my very first night away from my NINE MONTH old. Dan and I did not stay out until almost 2:00 in the morning rather than getting a full night's rest so we could be refreshed the next morning and spend quality time with our son like good parents. Before going to bed, I did not walk by Bryce's room and peek in out of habit to find a dark quiet room and start crying. Nope, not me.

After our black tie awards banquet that same night, I did not go back to the car and change out of my gown and heels into jeans and snow boots in the back seat- on top of a car seat- so we could go to the bar and stuff our face full of fried food at 1:00 in the morning. I most certainly did not misplace my underwear during the fiasco and go commando because it was freezing in the car and I just wanted to hurry up and eat. I did not find the misplaced pair of underwear in my coat pocket when I was at church on Sunday, and proceed to walk around all day with them still in my pocket.

Saturday night, I did not spend 3 solid hours on the couch after Bryce went to bed catching up on Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, then Desperate Housewives because they were showing this week's episodes. Then I did not eat almost 1/2 a loaf of Amish Friendship Bread covered in tons of Butter. (Yum)

I never use Bryce's nap times to sit on my computer reading emails, blogs, and facebook. No, instead I use that valuable time to workout, clean the house, do laundry and make my grocery list for the week. I am always using my time efficiently and doing my household duties every minute that I can.