May 4, 2009

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
While getting ready to leave the house one day last week, I did not use my flat iron (you know, the kind you use on your hair) to iron out a few wrinkles on my shirt (that I was not already wearing). I was not in a hurry since I'm always prepared and plan enough time to get ready.

About 10 minutes after not ironing with a hair product, I did not sneeze and pee on myself. I did not pause momentarily to debate if it was bad enough to just let it air dry, only to decide that indeed I needed to change my underwear. I certainly am not incontinent after giving birth almost a year ago.

We do not watch too much TV around our house so that anytime Little Einsteins comes on and they are doing "blast off", I do not find Bryce doing this... He also did not win the diaper changing struggle and escape my grasp to wander around like a pant-less mess all morning. Whatever!
I did not have someone ask me the other night if I use "product" in his hair. I did not then reply that it was probably just food left over from lunch that I must have missed? (ok, it wasn't really this bad, but you get the idea)

Now that this little man is trying to walk, I thought we might need some shoes for outside. I discovered after shopping at the store that my son does not have the world's biggest fattest feet that they do not make shoes big enough for.

2 comments:

Heidi said...

shut up. you "ironed" your clothes? And I thought it was only me. You 'peed' yourself? And I thought it was only me. Oh, and ps..I do that to my son..

MelArcile said...

it's like I wrote it myself...
Melissa
ps. When are we getting together??