Little Diva seeks Personal Assistant

Job Title: Personal Assistant

Weekly Hours: Full Time

Start Date: Immediately
Salary: Please email Little Diva with Salary requirements

Duties will include: (but are not limited to...)

Helping pick out wardrobe and dress me daily.

Make sure I'm zipped up nice and snug.
Shower me with tickles and laughs whenever I get bored.

Find my Paci and put it back when I spit it out...every....

...Five...
...seconds.Future requirements may also include:
-taking blame for any mischevious activities I might participate in.
-showing me how to do things like escape from my crib and get into cupboards with baby locks.
-sharing any and all toys that I may show interest in.

I mean, look at this face! Who wouldn't want this job?

Little Diva is an equal opportunity employer.